Eco-conscious Prankster Mugs

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

"We've gone green. We use solar power to ignite the coal we burn."

Winter Weather.

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

Where's my global warming?

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

'Catching lunch again Steward?'

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

We've gotten all we can with traditional drilling techniques. What do you know about fracking?

"Why the torch?" "It's the solar power for the bus stop!"

'Gene Pool'

Earth-Friendly Financial Services: "Working to protect our planet by accumulating vast piles of your money."

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

Well, good luck evolving, son, and don't do anything I wouldn't do! You know, like destroy the planet or something.

"There's a nuclear waste dump with broken barrels under your garden but you won't get cancer. I'll eat you first!"

Ducks on the Wall poop on a guys head

Picnic blankets with pop up trees.

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

'We'll need a different package. It deems the new preservative dissolves cardboard.'

I have a low flow toilet ... but not by design.

"The idea is simple. You pay us money and all your sins disappear! It's just like purchasing carbon offsets."

Acmeville welcomes you to leave your carbon footprint here.

No Cow Tipping

Despite the abundance of giant corks on the frontier, zero emission vehicles never caught on in the Old West.

Firewood for Sale

Paper, plastic, Trumpcare

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...

'How long have you had this feeling that you are unwanted...?'

I'm fully aware of the mission for a paperless society, but can I please have a toilet-roll for the gents?

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."

Phone Book Removal Service.

'And I'm pleased to report that we were able to reduce our carbon footprint...'