Eco-conscious Flyer Mugs

"Did you remember to unplug the car?"

This new Tory tax will hit us frequent fliers hard! Who cares. Our air miles more than make up for it.

Bee flying to another flower.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

Mother nature takes her course.

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

World's cheapest car

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

A whale with corporate sponsorship

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

"No Littering" sign in space.

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

Woman with exercise bike