Eco-conscious Decorator Prints

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

'You're not taking this carbon footprint offsetting seriously - are you Smith?'

Antique's store is a front for the city dump.

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

Talking christmas tree

Only 85 Chopping Days to Christmas...

Realistic Plastic Trees

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'It's my main decorating motif.'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.

'How are you doing on your side?'

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

Wallpaper Bouguet

"It's not any better up our way, either."

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

"Well, it does make the room look larger."

'It's my feature wall.'

"Nice!. . . but, mine's more environmentally friendly."

'This stuff isn't genetically engineered, is it?'

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

"Scientists say rapid melting of Arctic sea ice is a sure sign of man-made global warming."

Prisoner decorating his cell.

"Oh, nice-pulling up the blinds really lets in the light."