Eco-conscious Comedy Prints

'And this is the green option - six feet of quality jute - We call it a Bag for Death.'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Water company bonus.

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

Where's my global warming?

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

Paper Bath Towels.

Will work for manure.

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

igloo smoking zone...

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"

'It's a very common plant on earth.'

'Gene Pool'

Earth-Friendly Financial Services: "Working to protect our planet by accumulating vast piles of your money."

'What kind of mileage do you get?'

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."

Recycle your problems. Many of our neuroses, hang-ups and character defects can be re-used by others.

"As part of the new environmental policy management want us to introduce a paperless office, and this is how they want us to do it."

'How can anyone say our factory isn't green? Most of our waste is that colour!'

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...

"The idea is simple. You pay us money and all your sins disappear! It's just like purchasing carbon offsets."

I have a low flow toilet ... but not by design.

Acmeville welcomes you to leave your carbon footprint here.

If Global Warming is a left wing plot...it's a very good one.