Send a cozy message with pillows that celebrate eco consciousness. Perfect for eco club members who like to bring sustainability into their home decor with a fun twist.
The eco club demands that the school stop buying bottled water! Ok. Principal. Ok? You're right. The school needs to be green. Wow! The administration is so ecologically advanced! We try! Clever move, axing bottled water to balance our budget last month. We're saving green.
The Environmentalist
'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'
Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.
Natural Disasters
"I love you too, big guy."
Politically Correct Snowperson
God's Subcontractors
Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!
"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood
Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..
The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.
Sale! Weed Whackers
Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.
"I think we have run out of time..."
"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"
"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."
'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'
Climate Change
Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....
"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"
'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'
Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder
Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.
'I was dumped by my girlfriend.'
"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"
Pandora's boxes
Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."
Plant Parenthood...
"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."
"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."
'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'
Mother nature takes her course.
Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.
' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'
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