Eco-aware Gadget Fan Mugs

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

Smart Arse Meter

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

''Course I conserve energy, Honey. I always put the mute on during commercials.'

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

"How do I turn Alexa off?"

Our produce has no pesticides. Insecticides. Chemical fertilizer artificial colour, or flavouring.

'Very impressive resume... new printer?'

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

'He's our power hitter - but only on sunny days.'

Remote Toaster

"On the plus side, all the ingredients are local."

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

"Should anyone present think Dan’s tree-hugging has gone off the rails, speak now or forever hold your peace."

Technology and drought

"Based on those growth rings maybe that branch was only 39 years old, but there's no way the rest of her is."

"In the end, I chose not to wait to be phased out."

'Looks like a great job!'

"Now that the kids are grown, I think we should invest in something more economical."

Hilbert got an energy star certification for his energy efficiency.

"Have you ever considered switching to an environmentally friendly cloth bag?"

"There's another tree with a phone charger. Apparently, Mother Nature is adapting to our need for technology."

Solar Powered Igloo.

"Can I borrow your selfie stick?"

We're encouraging customers to pay bills online. That's how we put the green in going green.

Climate change hits The Game

"All this damn spinning...shouldn't it be charging our phones or something?"

"Fewer wires - is that because of climate change, too?"

Electric motorcycles

Garbage Recyclers: "Phew. What's that smell?"

"These cowbells are driving me crazy. If they want to track us, they should just give us smart phones."