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'We have to plant a tree every time we go out.'

Save the tree.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

The Environmentalist

Humans...What is their purpose?

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Nature versus commerce.

Natural Disasters

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Government a la Carte

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'I blame global warming!'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

Climate Crisis

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Evolution.

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"