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"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

Progress?

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

Of course I believe your 'Alien Abduction' story...

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"

"If the universe is expanding by 3 trillion cubic light years per second, why can't I find an apartment?"

Formula.

'I think that's always how it's been!'

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

'Do you ever wish the Big Bang would have been just a little bigger?'

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

'My research cover two fields: the behavior of matter under high pressure, and the behavior of scientists under high pressure.'

'So we're 52 light-years from home... and now you tell me that you think you left the stove on?!'

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

"Whoa! In 7 billion years, the sun will expand and engulf the entire planet, melting away any evidence it ever existed!"

God Humor

'What was that big bang out here?'

"I knew it was unnatural to jump that high out of water."

"Now, if something happens to your marriage, do you want do-not resuscitate?"

'It was a lot easier to keep an eye on things before the bang. Everything was all in one place then.'