Eccentricity Explorer Mugs

'Mother, this is Kelso. Kelso is some kind of nut.'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Great British Eccentrics.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Imagine

Open House of Horrors

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"Who are These People?"

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'This elusive self-portrait of the artist is perhaps his most famous work. It was purchased, by the museum, for one hundred and ninety million dollars and is now valued at 900 million dollars...'

Louis Antoine Jullien

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

"You there - shoo!"

Mixed Nuts

A mad scientist.

Problem solving centre.

'To hell with the rules.'

Man talking to a tree.

"What are you doing?"

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

The Water Diviner