Eccentric Humorist Prints

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

"I'm waiting in for a plumber."

101 uses of a dead cat: mirror

Mum, Dad, I've met something...

Ethics exam cheater.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"The Eggsorcist"

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

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"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"Pendleton, as of noon today your services will no longer be required. Meanwhile, keep up the good work."

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

"I've come to stage in my life-cycle where just landing on stuff isn't good enough anymore."

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

'Eh, love. The one armed bandit at the end of the bar isn't working.'

'Don't you ever knock?'

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'