Eccentric Crafter Pillows

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

I did it my way.

The Origami Society...

Do it yourself books.

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'Please enter your pin now.'

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

'This elusive self-portrait of the artist is perhaps his most famous work. It was purchased, by the museum, for one hundred and ninety million dollars and is now valued at 900 million dollars...'

"I usually work in snow."

"I had to get braces."

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

Rich Man with Lawn Mower followed by Maid with Hoover.

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

Wooly mammoth

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

Cut out and keep your own snowman.

Sketchy Neighborhood

You are what you collect.

"Welcome to the ladies' knitting app circle."

" know a bargain when I see one!"

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."