Easy-life Dreamer Prints

You writers must have an easy life, I've often thought I'd have a bash myself if I had a bit of spare time.

Monkey-artist

D.I.Y

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

Eric Adams Caricature

Entering New York City - Check it out

Life-Work Balance.

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

Book Shop: DYI section

Urban Compost Heap.

"Will you be staying in the area?"

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

A hippie saying "Peace"

"I want to be a footballer's wife."

'I know I just started working here, but is there any way I could get a company car, a membership to a country club and use of the corporate jet? This would greatly enhance my performance in the mail room.'

In The Spring, A Young Man's Thoughts Turn Fancy

'All the stress of the job went away once I stopped giving a damn.'

"If you don't go to school, how will you get a job you can work at eight hours a day, five days a week, for most of your adult life?"

New York Cab

'I tried for a new lease on life, but I got a lousy credit report.'

Nothing gives me a greater feeling of accomplishment than not accomplishing anything.

Non-profit organization chart

Times Square

"And if things don't work out in the big city, Cindy, you can always come back home to me and Mom and our nightmare descent into booze and pills."

"It's not that I love New York. It's just that I hate everyplace else."

'It looks like our marriage has survived for yet another year, Dear!'

"Leave me alone, I'm prioritizing my week."

'It's a midlife crisis - he doesn't know anyone with a vacation home that he can mooch off.'

"Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?"