Eastern Wisdom Follower Pillows

Wang Yangming turns a river into a scroll.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

Counting dollars

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

Tonight's Lecture: Eastern Mystical Approaches to Dream Interpretation. Yin-Yang Jung.

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

Cow yin yang spots.

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

Mass Confucian

'Are you our new glue-ru?'

'As your banker, I feel I should tell you, the more enlightened you become the more of a credit risk you become.'

Why don't we invite Hypothesis? It's always a good idea to have an educated guest… Party List. Mesomides. Loxias. Anaximenes. Thales.

Socrates

"When you get to be my age, you start to notice certain patterns in the river of history." "You start to notice, for instance, that the winner always loses." "What's that mean?" "Every great power defines itself as the opposite of its main enemy. Once that enemy is defeated, the great power loses its virtues, its unity... even its identity." "The great power then either creates new enemies, or it fades into history." "(Yawn) Old people talk a lot." "What I'm saying is, you were not my firs

Philosopher Wang Yangming, China

Wang Yangming takes a scroll of knowledge from a crane.

'You fellas know what the code of the west is? I need it to get online.'

I kid you not, if he calls me 'grasshopper' one more time, I'm cleaning his clock.

'According to this, my coffin should be facing the south side of the crypt.'

Chicken--Egg.

Wang Yangming opens a heart.

"Just one more..."

"Hypochondria is 100% fatal."

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

Philosophy 201: Readings from the works of Descartes, Kant,Spinoza, Plato, Sartre, Yogi Berra & Vince Lombardi.

"Do no harm not covered by your malpractice insurance."

Wang Yangming listens.

Not another PowerPoint!

"If you kick her with the left spur, she'll give you more lumbar support."

A pair of hands holds a yin and yang symbol.

"Good dog!"

"I just don't know - Hipppocrates says one thing, Galen says another thing, and Vesalius says something entirely different."

'I won't discuss the secret sauce...'