Easter Prankster Mugs

"Chicken coop coup master mind captured! Thousands of eggs recovered."

Every Easter the chickens would play the same old joke on Farmer Brown

'It seems that the homeowner mistook him for a burglar' (colour)

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Chase me, chase me cows.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Boy rolled into a snowball

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Resourceful toddler

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

Turkey Autopsy

Christmas Presents.

'I did it all from memory.'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Teddy Time Bears

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!