Easter Egg Aficionado Mugs

The Last Supper or the First Easter?

'Just look at me, doc. I'm a hard-boiled, multi-colored freak... a real basket case.'

'Thank you, Easter Bunny!'

Posh Easter Egg

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

hard-boiled egg...

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'Superstock'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

WHACK!

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."

Egg Buggy

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."