Earthly Ironist Prints

Angel looking down to other angel: 'Oh, those poor meek guys - they inherited the Earth.'

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Lactose Intolerant

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."

Gary misread the new policy on 'Free Thinking' in the work place.

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

'Of course I hired Andrew. He's the best divorce lawyer around! Unfortunately, he's also the rat I want to get divorced from...'

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

Profits - "On the positive side, our company has never been touched by any scandal connected with insider trading."

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'Center for the Study of Murphy's Law' (Closed today because everything that could go wrong, did go wrong.)

'I believe we got your blood pressure back up to normal.'

'for more obit info, go to...'

"Ladies and gentlemen, I simply can't believe that I've won this award. I keep wanting to pinch myself."

'Our goal is for you to successfully transition to your new job before retirement age.'

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

Conflict Resolution Training - Cancelled Due To Disagreement Over Venue.