Earnings Whisperer Mugs

'So that's why your stock sells at 36,000 times earnings.'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

'Now go out there and sell yourself!'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"Money is life's report card."

'For the economy to improve we're counting on a 'trickle down' from the super-wealthy to the wealthy.'

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

"Want to trade banks with me?"

Gulliver's Travails

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

Undisclosed amounts

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'It's the first dollar earned and the only one, I might say, that hasn't been working for me!'

Ask Mister Buck: Financial Expert. "Dear Mister Buck, Is it true that 'money talks'?" Yes, and it drowns out everything else!