Early School Adventurer Mugs

Today we learned to count to one.

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

Back to school.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

"It's going to be one of those days."

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

To lessen the strain on their backs, many students are opting for the new Velcro shirts.

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

'Ok, class, let's take attendance. Joey?'

'Well, Jimmy, it's your turn to go get it.'

A Learning Curve.

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

"Excuse me-I'm looking for the dirtiest possible thing I can touch on this street."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him if I promise to take care of him?'

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

"No, son, there's no severance package."

"It's not whether you win or lose, sweetie – it's all about networking."

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

Social distancing

Back to School

Girl at booth sell Homework Help and a boy sell Homework Eaten with a dog.

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'