Early School Adventurer Mugs

Today we learned to count to one.

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

"It's going to be one of those days."

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

A Learning Curve.

'Ok, class, let's take attendance. Joey?'

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

'Well, Jimmy, it's your turn to go get it.'

"No, son, there's no severance package."

Girl at booth sell Homework Help and a boy sell Homework Eaten with a dog.

Back to School

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

'He followed me home. Can I keep him if I promise to take care of him?'

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

Social distancing

"It's not whether you win or lose, sweetie – it's all about networking."

"Excuse me-I'm looking for the dirtiest possible thing I can touch on this street."

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

You're awesome, Larry! When that teacher said 'there are no dumb questions'...you sure proved HER wrong!"