Early Riser Appreciator T-Shirts

"Oh, look, honey. It's the blue-crested, red-winged, wake-you-up-at-4-bloody-a.m.-every-Sunday bird!"

'Oh, I know I'm not very popular son: Many people resent being woken up at dawn...'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Bird Tweet.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Have you got your make up on yet?

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

French Early Bird

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

So Far So Good

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

1,572 Performances.

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

Cockerel sings the blues...

Waking Up With Rooster.

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

"It's time to wake up!"

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Sleepwalking to work.

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

Rooster

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."