Early Childhood Explorer Pillows

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"We're potty training."

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

A boy acting suspiciously

Today we learned to count to one.

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Toilet Training

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"

Childhood Screen Addict

Child development. How children change.

How to sleep when you're a kid...

Bartender: 'Bad day, huh?' Man: 'I'll say. My vindictive ex-wife just won sole custody of my inner child.'

"Nobody loved little William Poopy-Pants."

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

But doc, I can't get away from my inner child. You know how expensive sitters are these days!

Poems to Spookify

"I had it all figured out. Sleep late, watch TV, play all day...then kindergarten happened."

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."

"He goes to a real party preschool."

Playing in a stream.

we put him in touch with his inner child, unfortunately it wasn't toilet trained

'Don't you think he's a little to young to take up fishing, Ralph?'

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'