Early Childhood Experience Enthusiast Mugs

"I had it all figured out. Sleep late, watch TV, play all day...then kindergarten happened."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"They grow up so fast."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Baby Piano

Interior design trends for parents....

Pool attached to child's bed.

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

A Preschool of Fish

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

'So this is goodbye then!'

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

First Word

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"He talks the talk."

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.

Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!

Early childhood development

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"