Early Adopter Prints

'Granted, it has some aesthetic appeal, but I can't see any practical application. And for that reason, I'm out.'

'Last month's technology' bin next to electronics store.

'Being the first to experiment with the latest technology has its drawbacks.'

'Eight years old and no mobile!'

State of the art computing purchases become obsolete in the time it takes to purchase it.

'Of course in future the antennae will be smaller.'

'Yeah, the phone you bought last week was G4, but THIS version is G-Whiz 4!'

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

'How many more days until we let them know it's just a joke?'

Self-driving and...self-stopping car.

'And this phone has features you need that you don't even know you need!'

'I bought it last summer, so I hope it's not obsolete now.'

'What will they think of next? You can even use it to call people.'

'He's invented blogging.'

New Smart Phone

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Ahhh...'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Foster failure

"Be kind"

Raised by Dogs

"He's such a fussy eater."

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'We found you in a cabbage!'