Early Adopter Prints

'Granted, it has some aesthetic appeal, but I can't see any practical application. And for that reason, I'm out.'

'Last month's technology' bin next to electronics store.

'Being the first to experiment with the latest technology has its drawbacks.'

"I need a nap!"

'Eight years old and no mobile!'

State of the art computing purchases become obsolete in the time it takes to purchase it.

'Of course in future the antennae will be smaller.'

'Yeah, the phone you bought last week was G4, but THIS version is G-Whiz 4!'

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

'How many more days until we let them know it's just a joke?'

"Oh no. . . I've only got an iphone 46! I feel SO inadequate. . !!!"

Siri Meets Alexa

Self-driving and...self-stopping car.

'And this phone has features you need that you don't even know you need!'

"Talk about fanatics - this guy's on line for iPhone 8."

'I bought it last summer, so I hope it's not obsolete now.'

'What will they think of next? You can even use it to call people.'

'He's invented blogging.'

"I came in to buy the new ipad pro. I picked the silver one."

Computers Monitors Laptops. New. I heard this is the fastest computer ever. I'll say! It's obsolete already!

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

New Smart Phone

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Ahhh...'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

Foster failure

"Be kind"

Raised by Dogs

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"He's such a fussy eater."