Ear Piercing Prints

"Mr. Van Gogh's mother let him cut off his whole ear, and you won't even let me get mine pierced."

'Teenagers!'

At the rock concert...

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

Punk Reindeer

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

A Tongue Stud.

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'

Orange navel has ring

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

The herd of hearing.

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

"I'd trade, but peanut butter sticks to my tongue stud."

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

Cybervegan Caf

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

"I can take or leave my nose ring, but it does seem to improve wifi reception."

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)