Ear Piercing Prints

"Mr. Van Gogh's mother let him cut off his whole ear, and you won't even let me get mine pierced."

At the rock concert...

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

Punk Reindeer

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

A Tongue Stud.

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

Orange navel has ring

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

The herd of hearing.

"I can take or leave my nose ring, but it does seem to improve wifi reception."

"I'd trade, but peanut butter sticks to my tongue stud."

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

"Take it easy - that one's attached to my nipple."