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"Aren't you jumping ahead of yourself, dear?"

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

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"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

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"I'm ahead of my time."

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"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

I'm color blind, please help.

'I thought I'd put in the details later.'

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

'I'm afraid we're not authorized to do that, sir.'

Nursery Careers Service. Careers teacher tells toddler: 'Astronaut training would give you something to fall back on, if the jungle explorer job fell through.'

"An inflatable dome will allow us to live on other planets."

"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"

"My dad's been on my case...he says I should be preparing for my future career. But what kind of training can I get here for a job that's tough, will make tons of money and highlight my incredible bod?"

Getting ready for spring

Adam with big leaf "In your dreams"

Rationalization

The World's First Taxi...

'Next.'

'I'm thinking about running for president. Not this term but as soon as I'm allowed to cross the street by myself.'

"No thanks, we're going to create some alternative options over here. Want to join?"

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

"Once upon a time there was a thing called social security..."

"Right now I'm his apostle, but my dream is to someday be my own Messiah."

"I hear they push laser surgery really hard around here."

The Children Are Our Future!