E-readers Prints

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

Ahhhh! What? What is that in your hand? A book? Ahhh! Step away from the Luddite! Curse the e-reader crowd.

Check out my new e-reader. This thing is sleek, and fast. Aha! What? How can you say you don't like books> This is just a digital book device. So you like reading after all? Reading? What do you use it for? Downloading books I buy on impulse, looking at the first few pages, moving on. So, so, so sad and true.

"Yes, that book does have a pause button. It's called a book mark."

Books vs Tablets

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Gen-Next Library

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Bring out yer books!'

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Two Generations of Readers

'E-books?'

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'Read any good Apps lately?'

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

I just reread a great book I downloaded from Amazon about five years ago. You rekindled an old relationship!

Large print e-book.

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

'Apparently it downloads data to your brain.'

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Speed reader...?"

"I guess that's the place for people too poor to afford a kindle, huh dad?"

Print Suicide

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

Old Book Smell

Welcome back students.

"Can you sign this copy I downloaded off the internet?"

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

'I want to buy a self help eBook. Can you help me to download it to my eBook reader?'

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

'You were a book all along.'