E-gaming Dreamers Pillows

"Going out to play? Get back to the computer and start e.gaming!"

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"They're class action figures."

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

Sushi Train Set.

You have reached the end of your brain...

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

"Do you believe the world is all an illusion?" "I know it is. I know it can be bent by our collective will. When I was born, there were horses and buggies in the streets. But as soon as we all believed we could do it, we went to the moon." "Oh, I agree. That's why I'm trying to get the whole internet to retweet 'It's possible to upload our minds into immortal robot bodies.' If the entire hive mind of Earth tweets that at the same time, it's got to come true." "I hope not. I'd hate for you to end

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

Great news! Scientists have cured many, many diseases! They've used new discoveries and innovative techniques to cure inherited liver disease

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

Virtual Reality Shop. I think our business here will expand as actual reality becomes more and more unbelievable.

I've realized something: It's likely that there's only one way for mankind to reach the stars in our lifetimes. Do tell. Scientists believe we'll be able to upload our minds in just 30 years. That means NASA could upload everyone's mind to a robot, and launch it into space. We wouldn't need life support. We wouldn't be affected by radiation or anything. We could even sleep for the 100 years or so it took to get to the nearest star. Then that robot could build more robots and download our minds t

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

Spell-Check Bee

"Find out who's got the licensing rights for this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly."

The little search engine: I think I can, I know I can.

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"The shareholders were planning to finance your trip to space until they learned that you were expected to return."

Alien Painting Moon

"I only wish emails could deliver papercuts."

"I like it; but let's make sure we can get the domain name first."

"Take us to your most influential power couple."