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'We had a huge tax surplus, and then she discovered eBay.'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

Internet.

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Online Shopping.

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

Gerald Ratner's return

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

Starbucks doubles its sales by devising a way to sell coffee over the Internet,

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

'I know it's the truth, but on this promo for our site, do you think we should use the promo code 'desperation?''

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

"I got it from eBay."

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

Internet Shoplifting

You Shouldn't Have

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

'We're dangerous when we shop. We're really really dangerous when we don't shop.'

Death Of A Salesman. Playhouse. I hear they updated it to include internet shopping.

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.