E-bike Aficionado Mugs

"That's where we smoke the e-cigarettes.'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Directions: Call a smart friend.

Bradley Wiggins

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Bicycle Sidecar.

Altar Ego

"Not in my name!"

Uneasy Rider

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

"You had me at hell."

Electric bike.

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

Pensioners queue up for a Motorbike for Rent.

Boy on a bike

Man on motorbike.