Dynamic Seeker Prints

"Certainly you're qualified, .… we're just trying to achieve a certain dynamic."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The one that got away

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Pony Rides

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"It's just a tree."

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Sweet surprise.

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

WHACK!

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

Witch dice.