Dynamic Seeker Prints

"Certainly you're qualified, .… we're just trying to achieve a certain dynamic."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The one that got away

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Pony Rides

"It's just a tree."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Sweet surprise.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

WHACK!

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

The Imperfect Storm

Tree Squirrel