Dynamic Learner Mugs

'Papa! Guess what! Evolution is making a lot of sense to me!'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Computer Room.

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"I'm still pre-literate."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

'I did it all from memory.'

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

Education and Apprenticeships

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'Remind me to never again ask him what he learned in school.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

"You're never too old to learn..."

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

'The trouble with education is everyone knows how to teach, but nobody knows how to learn.'

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

"Thank you for 30 years of teaching service. Now you have 5 minutes to turn in your keys, I.D. card, empty your desk and be escorted out."

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

'To better prepare you for the future, I've replaced the letters in your alphabet soup with Chinese ones.'

'Why do I need to know stuff, when I can look anything up on the internet?'

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

Welcome to Kindergarten. It's a list of school supplies -- I need pencils, a ruler, crayons and a laptop!

'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'