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Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"So, what are you reading?"

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

Bibliomaniac

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

How Gary got his groove back.

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.'

Roald Dahl's books updated for modern sensitivities.

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

"The adult coloring books are a big hit."

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

'Tch! Look at the dust in here.'

'Spider-Man does too take baths!'

'I have high hopes of Wisden knocking the Da Vinci code off the top of the best sellers list.'

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

"Read? I don't read. I just collect."

"For a second there I thought I heard a page turn, as if someone was actually reading a book. Must be repressed memories from the old days."

But Willis, I was perfectly content with our little mole hill!!

Publishing Co. Book Editor. How does a "do-it-yourself" book end up with six co-authors?

Writer's block

"I sort of imagined with a live reading, he'd be reading out loud."

Books: Meet the Guy Who Sells the Books

Best Sellers/New Release/Books You Still Haven't Finished Yet Claire

Chimney sweep complaining about getting covered in dust

'Darn it, Marvin! Can't you do anything right?'

"I don't care, I'm on the last page."

"I know it's my turn, but please continue."