Dust-busting Cowpoke T-Shirts

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Sick Rancher Humor

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

A Grazing Shark

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

'Hey, buddy, this is a cattle subdivision.'

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

Cowboy with saddle coffee holder.

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

Western Philosophy

'I must be going. Shawn is getting restless.'

Cow Boy

A horse of a different color, and matching scarf.

'Hello Shitty.'

"Ok stranger - you draw first...."

"The buck stops here. You called?"

'How'd you like to become my sidekick?'

OK Corral.

"Sorry, but they call themselves cowboys: so they must love us more than they love their horses..."

Cow Writers Block.

"And I don't want you tellin' those cowpokes back at the bar-zo 'bout this pillow!"