Dunk Tank Fan Mugs

At the poetic justice fair.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

Tree Squirrel

'Does my bum look big in this?'

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

The Perils of Dog Kisses

Golf war: 'Fore!'

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

Donald Rumsfeld

Beware of dog sign (tank)

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side

The Trench-Sealer

Think Tank

Panzer Hut.

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

'I would have settled for a toy.'

How's my blitzkrieging?

'It's the end, McEvoy - no tank can take on a German Vagina Dentata!'

'Shirt and shoes required. No tank tops.'

"I might be able to offer you a test drive."

For lunch, Maude bought the duck wrap.

"I've been thinking about getting a snail."

'It's slow, costly and big, but no one's parked in my spot or cut me off on the highway since I started driving it.'

Sneezing duck.

New tank model with safety features: 'Sorry, sir, firing the cannon set off the airbag.'