Dunk Dreamer Prints

',,, You'll give me a lightning-quick crossover dribble and the ability to dunk, and all I owe you is my immortal soul ,,,'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Basketball

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

Basketball.

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

"Tell the employees that from now I want them to do as I say, not as I do."

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

Employee asleep with his head in the 'out' box.

Levon Helm

'I'm feeling a little remiss about missing both free throws.'

Desk Request

Exec Has His Whole Life At His Desk

"Why are you studying? Go outside and practice shooting three pointers, so you can ear big bucks like Steph Curry."

"Papi, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you!"

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

"I thought we'd decided to go with the maple."

' I've got a feeling I'm going to get a bite.'

"The big bucks are in pro sports. So instead of doing your homework, get out there and shoot some hoops!"

"This is a business, Harris, no place for magical thinking."

NBA Vampire

"Just practice half-court shots - all other shots have lost their meaning."

Bed, breakfast, and basketball

"Some people say I'm a dreamer. Some say I fall asleep at my desk."

'See that, Greg? His back is straight. Both feet flat on the floor. Eyes fixed on the game. It's natural talent, Greg. You just can't teach that.'