Dungeons & Dragons Pillows

"I heard someone was looking for a dungeon master."

'Can we wait till tomorrow to go out to dinner? -- My Dungeons & Dragons group meets tonight!'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Diolch

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Organic Soldering.

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

Welsh Dragon

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Wow. A corner office at last

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

"So your successful fantasy novels are based on your own experiences....can you elaborate on that?"

'I've told you over and over those things will give you cavities, but do you listen?'

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"

'Boy you light my fire!'

"Ground score!"

Eye of Newt Helper

"I can't believe you had your ex move in with us."

A dragon has eaten my knight, please help.

"Watch your step - we're dealing with a professional here!"

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

"Admittedly, our research went astray but getting more funding should be easier now."

Dragon holding little man.