Dungeons And Dragons Prints

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'Can we wait till tomorrow to go out to dinner? -- My Dungeons & Dragons group meets tonight!'

"Fate is but a roll of the dice, cast by giant nerds."

'I wouldn't worry about it if I were you — a lot of ettins have split personalities.'

The archer is better looking, but the fighter has more hit points.

'Gee, I'd like to help you folks out, but I'm just a character assassin.'

'My dad has more hit points than your dad!'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'How many experience points do I have? — I'm not that kind of girl!'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Diolch

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Organic Soldering.

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

Wow. A corner office at last

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

Welsh Dragon

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

"So your successful fantasy novels are based on your own experiences....can you elaborate on that?"

"Ground score!"

'Boy you light my fire!'

"I can't believe you had your ex move in with us."

A dragon has eaten my knight, please help.

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"

'I've told you over and over those things will give you cavities, but do you listen?'

"Watch your step - we're dealing with a professional here!"