Dumpster Diving Aficionado Prints

"I'll keep this short as I know many of you are eager to hit that dumpster out back."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Making fun of Starfish.

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"Oh, that looks fantastic! Honey, doesn’t that look delicious?!"

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

"And this flag, my son, means "Divers Below"..."

'Is it labor day already?'

'I don't know, Al... A dumpster in the middle of the woods! Seems kind of fishy to me.'

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

'Oh, mooom! Salesman-om-a-diving-trip again? Man, I'm really longing for the end of the holiday season!'

"Cute... mask... loser."

"Yes, it was a bit stressful digging through all those bones, but it wasn't a cemetery, it was just the stash of an overzealous dog..."

'There goes Tom Daley.'

A cat is stalking the fish tank with goggles on and fork in its hand.

"Calm down, yes, I see the dumpsters."

A man sinking with a rock tied to him passes a fish with a balloon tied to him.

'I can't take the stress test next week. I have to go to the pool with my grandson and show him how to do a one-and-a-half gainer of the high diving board.'

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

"This is my new pool Rodney...yeah, I know it doesn't take up too much of the garden but it is 100ft deep!"

"No, son, not a nuclear war. That's just the fact checker's heads exploding after Trump's State of the Union speech."

"O.K., doomer."