Dumpster Diving Aficionado Prints

"I'll keep this short as I know many of you are eager to hit that dumpster out back."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Making fun of Starfish.

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"Oh, that looks fantastic! Honey, doesn’t that look delicious?!"

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

"And this flag, my son, means "Divers Below"..."

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

'Is it labor day already?'

'I don't know, Al... A dumpster in the middle of the woods! Seems kind of fishy to me.'

"Yes, it was a bit stressful digging through all those bones, but it wasn't a cemetery, it was just the stash of an overzealous dog..."

'Oh, mooom! Salesman-om-a-diving-trip again? Man, I'm really longing for the end of the holiday season!'

'There goes Tom Daley.'

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

"Cute... mask... loser."

A cat is stalking the fish tank with goggles on and fork in its hand.

A man sinking with a rock tied to him passes a fish with a balloon tied to him.

'I can't take the stress test next week. I have to go to the pool with my grandson and show him how to do a one-and-a-half gainer of the high diving board.'

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

"Calm down, yes, I see the dumpsters."

"This is my new pool Rodney...yeah, I know it doesn't take up too much of the garden but it is 100ft deep!"

"No, son, not a nuclear war. That's just the fact checker's heads exploding after Trump's State of the Union speech."

"O.K., doomer."

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."