'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'
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At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.
"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."
'The Questioner'
"Don't just forage - upcycle!"
The dumpster code - find something, leave something.
Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.
"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"
"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."
"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."
"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."
"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."
Question Mark
Angst - Zeitgeist.
"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."
'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'
"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."
"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."
"Isn't that Hank's mask?"
"I'll keep this short as I know many of you are eager to hit that dumpster out back."
'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'
'Anything to get out of taking a bath.'
"Whenever someone scoffs at dreaming the impossible dream, I tell them to think of Bloomingdale's –the way it was long, long ago, and the way it is now."
It's important to maintain liquidity! It must be a business school.
"The only problem I have with my belief system is that I always believe it."
"Calm down, yes, I see the dumpsters."
Lair Freshner
Information. If you can't put toothpaste back in the tube, how did it get there in the first place?
'Not very big is it?' - 'No, but it's 85 feet deep.'
'Where do you think you are going?'
"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."
One never knows!
High platform competition finals at the Dumpster Diving World Olympics.
Auto Sales. I'm looking for something a little more loose-fitting.
Crap from a closet.
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