Dulcimer Devotees Prints

Caution Dulcimer

I love my Timpani

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

'Of course we have to learn decimals. How else will we be able to compare bank interest rates.'

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

"We may be in trouble. . . the prosecutions expert witness can usually tell if a defendants been good or bad!"

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

The Seven Financial Ages of Man

'My dad says fractions are obsolete since the stock market moved to decimals.'

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Happy Eightieth Birthday

Tribal man drumming a message read by an Englishman"...and finally, Middlesex are 120 for 3..."

Philosopher Wang Yangming, China

"Master Vlad, we must not forget wearing our bib when we go out playing at night."

"I've been meditating as hard as I can and nothing happens."

'Man, can't find the keys again! Now do you think these things would come with a light? No, that would make too much sense!'

"Please tell me you recently lowered the floor."

DMV - Enter Here

'Can you demonstrate yet again before my party next week?'

'If you don't stop playing that thing I'll go crazy.'

Clown watering houseplant.

"Gesundheit."

"We've already projected a winner."

Doris always made a big impact in the swimwear section of the beauty contest

Xi Jinping visits France

With an itchy trigger finger, shoot first then scratch.