Duck Daydreamer Mugs

Dead ducks

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

PET THEORIES

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"Yeah but when will she be home?"

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

The brain of a dog.

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

Keep Off The Hay

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

'Get me the coast.'

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

Self Portrait.

When Pugs dream.

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

Dog's Loo

Evolution steps for man and for insect.

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'