Duchy Discoverer Mugs

Luxemburg Tours -In a moment we shall pass the duchy on the left hand side

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

"...it's another metal detector."

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

"A possible eureka."

Ironically, it was the team member known only as 'Gur' who found the missing link...

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

'No thanks; can't handle caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, or number six birdshot.'

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

The laws of physics are the same everywhere - illustrated by Newton's apple affected by gravity

Eureka or else! The management

"Dear, I'm at that age where things are finally starting to click for me!"

"He's a Brad Pitt Lookalike. I found him on canal street."

'Tch! Look at the dust in here.'

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

'I've done it! I've found the most basic particle!'

'Charlene had never thought of herself as beautiful, but..well...mirrors don't lie.'

"I'll flip you to see whose name is listed first if we should ever win a Nobel Prize."

The Pond is Always Greener

"They say those who follow the Great Rubber Duckie will ride safely through any storm!"

'...and like most kids with a chemistry set, I just mixed a little of this and a little of that, so the result was truly a surprise.'

That's why you can't have one.

"Most realistic decoy I've ever seen!"

School kid discovering history books covered in cobwebs

What seems to be the problem, Mr. Fusco? Gratuitous nudity.

"The school psychologist said I have a genius I.Q. . . . . so why didn't you tell me I was adopted?"

"Darling! It's perfect!"

He had finally found the source of the internet.

'Oh my God! Ronny, come quick! It's an abandoned coal mine!'