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Heroes

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

"I'm a working mom."

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

'I was told you were looking for a man of many hats.'

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

'Put the kettle on, Doreen.'

"I'm your court-appointed attorney, but I'm really an interior decorator."

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Mike, did you just call me the B-Word, you fatherless good-for-nothing piece of excrement?'

"Of course the most important skill they can acquire is the ability to multi-task!"

Working Marriage

Man without Fingers Playing Guitar

"Excuse me, is this the third turning on the left?"

'But I couldn't run in front Dad - I didn't know the way!'

'Just keep saying to yourself, 'I'm not a sexist, I'm not a sexist...''

"I'm a superhero for the benefit of mankind. It's my day job in a call centre that pays the bills."

"Terrible, I couldn't fall asleep no matter how hard I tried."

"I love this time of year: She celebrates Hanukkah, he celebrates Christmas, and I celebrate all the holiday food that gets dropped off the plates."

"What makes you think I want to be a desperate housewife?"

"They're little notes he keeps leaving me on how to best utilise my housekeeping time."

Seasonal Overlap.

'I'm giving up a business career to get married - too many glass ceilings.'

"I've diversified so much lately I don't know what I'm in."

Any road I take is always the wrong road phobia.

'This one is for not complaining about being stretched too think handling domestic and foreign crises.'

"You never want to be taken to see her. Ms. Walker moonlights as a probation officer."

"Show me where it says, I should wash and cook...."

"Hey! Roll a mile in my shoes!"