Dual Duty Specialist Mugs

Working Marriage

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

"I could really get ahead at my two jobs if it weren't for that five letter vice I crave...SLEEP."

Heroes

"Singing cowboy AND notary public"

"I'm your court-appointed attorney, but I'm really an interior decorator."

'... And he has a real 'Jekyll and Hyde' personality! '

"I love this time of year: She celebrates Hanukkah, he celebrates Christmas, and I celebrate all the holiday food that gets dropped off the plates."

"I'm a superhero for the benefit of mankind. It's my day job in a call centre that pays the bills."

'Best way I know to decide who gets the research position.'

'- and how does the graveyard shift appeal to you?'

'Twins? But I can only afford one!'

Battle of the Television

"High hopes nothin'. I've got kids to feed."

Man settled down to a book is irritated that he has a bite

"Impressed? Don't be. I also read trash."

'Mother, if I make an exception in your case, all my patients will expect me to make house calls.'

Man reading two books at once

'I need to find a balance between my job and my second job.'

"I'm off to fill eighteen cavities."

"So, I'm thinking... why choose? Why can't I be a hunter AND a gatherer?"