Drystone Wall Expert Mugs

"Building a dry stone wall if you must know!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Brickie's Mate

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"Here's the weak point."

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

'This doesn't look good.'

"We're going have to build higher walls."

Bricklayers in goal.

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

Build bridges, not walls. Unless it's housing. Then it's better to build walls.

'Where would you like your Banksy, love?'

Irish Bricklayer

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

'I wonder if they KNOW about each other?'

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'Little Suzy Home maker'

"Our double insulated socks will keep your home warm and toasty all winter."

Metropolitan Marines

Dept. of Antiquities

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

"The exposed brick wall is the perfect place to bang your head after a long day at the office."

Bricklayer admires her work.

"President Trump, we Germans know how to build a wall and we know how to stop people from coming over it."

"Framing is fine, but my passion is drywall."

Joe Snook, D.I.Y enthusiast, lived here.

Maid

Trump's immigration solution

"It's not much of a view if you don't like bricks."

"In weather like this it's a comfort having a goof waterproof seal around the front door."

"Better give him more slack, Ernie! That cable is really straining!"