Drunken Debater Mugs

"I swear, Eddie, you ought to be on with Bill Moyers."

Drunk in court

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Now that's a win."

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

Like Minded

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

And now, for a rebuttal.

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full if you have a case."

Global warming debate.

The last word.

'Ok Preacher, here's the deal. You back off I back off, and everyone is happy...'

Approved Debate Questions

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

'My opponent hates cats.'

"And today if the prosecutor says 'Liar, liar, pants on fire,' do not turn around to check."

Debate Club Note

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

Election UK Leaders' Big Debate.

Arguing with Edna was enough to make the brain fly out of any logical man.

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.