Drum Defender T-Shirts

'Whoever said practice makes perfect never had kids with drum sets.'

Lamb Noise.

Italica

Günter Grass

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Timpani.

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Plum jam...

Ringo releases his latest record.

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Ringo Starr

Science Snobs

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

'And now, the Meeting Marching Band.'

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

"This is what happens when we don't practice social distancing."

Football drummer

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

She's a natural.

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

A dog banging a snare drum.

My Musical Influences

"I can practice a different song."

'Sometimes I wish I'd learned to play an instrument.'

'I play it to kill time.'

Little Drummer Buoy

Serenading Drummer