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Summer Solstice Stonehenge

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

Wiccapedia.

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

How did that enchantment go again? Must I spell out everything for you?!

'Do you really expect me to believe that this is what you've been doing for 30 years?'

Sundial watch...

"I think it would look better over there!"

Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.

'Don't be silly - we've got our heels on.'

"Oh Sarah, You bring out the child in me"

"What does it all mean?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Stonehenge Cat.

Phone Henge

"There are Druids and there are Druids."

"There's talk of excommunicating him."

Owl

Makes me feel young again!

"I haven't seen you in ages - have you not been hiding under a rock?"

"Burton, Fenton and Hacwood. Sorry, Mr. Hackwood is away, taking a 'gap' year on top of a mountain."

"Simplify your life! Stop stuffing French fries, onion rings, and who knows what else into your cheeseburgers!"

'With the sun rising in that position, I think it's blue bin for recycling to be put out tomorrow.'

'I'm a hermit crab and like it this way, so no, I don't want to join any social network!'

"There are easier ways to get time to yourself, Ed."

Lady with a sythe

'Have you got the time?'

You got it wrong again. It's spring ahead, fall back.

"Bl**dy hell! Whose idea was it to do this every December."

"Has anyone got the faintest idea what we started to build?"