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Summer Solstice Stonehenge

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

Wiccapedia.

"I think it would look better over there!"

'Do you really expect me to believe that this is what you've been doing for 30 years?'

Sundial watch...

Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.

"Oh Sarah, You bring out the child in me"

'Don't be silly - we've got our heels on.'

Owl

Phone Henge

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Stonehenge Cat.

"There's talk of excommunicating him."

"There are Druids and there are Druids."

Makes me feel young again!

"I haven't seen you in ages - have you not been hiding under a rock?"

'With the sun rising in that position, I think it's blue bin for recycling to be put out tomorrow.'

"There are easier ways to get time to yourself, Ed."

"Burton, Fenton and Hacwood. Sorry, Mr. Hackwood is away, taking a 'gap' year on top of a mountain."

"Simplify your life! Stop stuffing French fries, onion rings, and who knows what else into your cheeseburgers!"

'Have you got the time?'

Lady with a sythe

'I'm a hermit crab and like it this way, so no, I don't want to join any social network!'

You got it wrong again. It's spring ahead, fall back.

"Bl**dy hell! Whose idea was it to do this every December."

"Has anyone got the faintest idea what we started to build?"

"I see you're enjoying our reflecting pool, General."