Drugs Prints

'I don't care about your stinking study. This time, it better not be the placebo.'

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."

PHARMACY, 'Here you are, sir -- don't operate heavy machinery or watch television.'

'You forgot you list of possible side-effects.'

"This medication doesn't have any side effects, just up-and-down effects."

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Young Frankenstein"

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Playing Fetch.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

A Good Batch.

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Pick me!"

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Why do they do that?"

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'