Drug Policy Advocate Mugs

Opium Den 2019

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

Atty.-Gen. Sessions reveals new law enforcement strategies to deal with opioid epidemic.

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Death, Pestilence, (Drugs) War, Famine.

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

'Did you cut your lip shaving, or are you trying to avoid offering an opinion on the Affordable Health Care bill?'

"I'm from Doctors Without Offices."

Olympic Doping

"This drug has such pleasant side effects I consider them value-added."

Hemp Bombs

Don't do drugs and Don't sniff glue T-Shirts.

My Guns Go Where I Do!

Pharmacy: The Good Sh*t

Take As Directed Or As Budget Allows

"It's a new class of drugs to combat depression. They're called recreational."

'It's for my glaucoma.'

"Um...David, a word if we may."

"We could market them as anti-aging drugs."

"I hear you have a flexible approach to the employment of ex-offenders..."

"He has sticker shock from his health care costs, doctor..."

Cindy McCain, Drug Czarina

Obama Clinic and Republican Clinic

"My parents said they'd disown me if I ever took drugs...personally, I think it's the alcohol talking."

Assignment - Review School Security.

Maria Sharapova

Political Inaction Drive

Alert with Ibuprofen

Uncontrolled substances

'We've closed this section down. In all the time no-one has ever tested positive.'

"Say NO to drugs."

I'll have to get Dr. Kendrick to reduce his dosage of Prozac.