Drover Mugs

A frightened woman running from a cow.

'Do you remember where we parked at?'

"Psst. Stampede in five minutes. Pass it on..."

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

"You two musta riled up the cook somehow 'cause it shore looks like he's about to open a big old can of whoop ass."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Romance

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

A heart shaped cake

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Fishing Tales

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

"I heard they mate for life."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

Klimt Kiss Phones

Frog flirting.

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

Fish talking about fisherman

Couple of Pikeys.

"You two seem oddly suited."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

Mermaid Art

Words of Love

Urns in love