Drover Mugs

A frightened woman running from a cow.

'Do you remember where we parked at?'

"Psst. Stampede in five minutes. Pass it on..."

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

"You two musta riled up the cook somehow 'cause it shore looks like he's about to open a big old can of whoop ass."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Romance

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

A heart shaped cake

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Fishing Tales

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

Frog flirting.

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I heard they mate for life."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

Fish talking about fisherman

Couple of Pikeys.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"You two seem oddly suited."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.